#to be a fly on the wall during that game #while john tries to patiently explain that no mr. green didn’t bash his own head in with the hammer #and sherlock’s spouting off about how mr. green was clearly the kind of man who would kill himself at a party #brutally of course because of some childhood trauma #and the whole time he’s talking and making these grand deductions about fake characters #getting louder and louder as john’s patience wears thinner and thinner#until john is just finally grabbing the paper with the rules written on them to remind sherlock that this is a game and there’s a certain… #way it has to be played but sherlock’s having none of that#because he knows he’s right and there’s no way it could be any different #so john gives up and goes to bed leaving sherlock awake and alone and now on top of bored he’s whining and pissed off#so the board ends up pinned to the wall with the knife #go ahead john ask him to play monopoly#see what happens then
#‘John this is ridiculous’ #‘why have seperate colors’ #‘John no one would make money this many colors it’s horrid’ #‘John you can’t just buy a railroad’ #‘Who does that, John’ #‘John why do I have to pay you money if I land on your property’ #‘Does this mean I have to pay you every time I step into the flat, John’ #‘John this game is pointless’ #‘John’ #‘John where are you going’ #‘….’
#omg the tags tho #‘i went on a hunt today guys’ #‘it was awesome’ #‘dean was so brave’ #‘he shot a demon in the face’ #‘IN THE FACE’ #‘and then he made a joke about something i didn’t understand but it was funny really i swear’ #‘he’s just so cool guys’ #‘oh gosh what if i’m not pretty enough for him’ #‘balthy tell me i’m pretty’ #‘TELL ME I’M PRETTY’
(Source: penasexual)
‘Sherlock’ 2x03
(Dr. John Watson’s ‘I can’t with all this fuckery’ face)
#even the lamp there is aroused
I just laughed so hard I scared my cat out of the room.
Reblogging for awesome tags of awesome. And also TRUTH.
Can you imagine how the furniture in his house feels, seeing him every day… I bet the chairs get nervous break-downs very often… Poor mirrors… Poor bed… POOR SHOWER!!!
At least the bed gets some release now and then, though, right?
Rebloggin again because… those are my tags! :’3
